And Now for Something Completely Different

Body? On
Dick? On
Pubic Hair? On
Rape Lay? Unfortunately On

Really Japan? Really? Who the hell comes up with this shit?

Rape Lay. That's a game. And it definitely shouldn't be one. Out of all the shit to come out of modern day Japan, this is some crazy shit, even for them. It's a game of skill and timing. In order to rape, you must be quick.  You take the role of a disembodied hand that gropes, caresses, and rapes a family of three females, the hot mom, the busty daughter, and the petite schoolgirl. Like I said, this game is some shit.

The Crew of Rape Lay

The controls are hard as hell to figure out, with no guide to speak of. The object of the game, to turn them into your sex slaves through brutal rape, is never explained. I just made that up because what the hell else could be the plot to this insane excuse for entertainment? During the mini "rape" scenes, your main goal is to fill up the victim's horny meter. That's right. A disembodied hand groping and caressing them on a subway and other similar locations is enough to turn them on to the point of letting you rape them. The meter goes up the more you grope a certain area, and as the level goes up, the clothes go off. Keep in mind that this is a crowded subway and people are seeing this scene of molestation take place and not doing a damn thing about it.

See those blue things? That is what passes for people in Japan.

I have seen and played some fucked up things, but this is by far the most disgusting thing I have ever played/seen played. I seriously do not recommend this to anyone that has a shred of decency in them. And if you aren't at all decent, then just stay way for your own self-preservation. I was horrified by this game before ever getting behind the controls and now that I've played it, I can't look at my hands without wanting to shove them in a blender. For the love of everything that is holy do not play this game.

I give it a .2/10 just for the fact that someone took the time to make this terrifyingly disgusting abomination. And remember kids, rape is illegal everywhere but Japan

If you really want it, here is a recording of us playing this game. 

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Zombie Self Defense Force

 More like Zombie Self Defense "Farce" AMIRITE?! 

 This film is like watching a hobo snort fire ants. You understand that its terrible, but it's so bizarre that you can't look away or stop it. It managed to make me physically convulse with rage. Pure, unbridled RAGE. 

Above: RAGE.

 This film is a hilarious train wreck. The insane cast of characters (The Japanese Self Defense Force, a slutty AV Idol, some guy that killed his wife and a zombie fetus) terrible effects, and absolutely insane premise secure this movie a slot in the "shit that should be burned" category, and I payed 15 dollars for it. 15 DOLLARS. I bought fucking Bloodsport for 8! I could go into the plot, but there isn't really one, besides a twist at the end, its a mindless romp of zombies and fanservice. Mind you, it's mindless but not without its high points, such as the zombie fetus that can seemingly FUCKING FLY anywhere it pleases. Combine that with aliens, Japanese WWII propaganda, and the cyborg conspiracy theory and you have something that would make Uwe Boll seem like Stephen Speilberg.

"Fuck. I've got nothing on this Japanese shit"

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