Resident Evil: Extinction

LIES!
THEIR BUSINESS IS WASTING MY LIFE WITH SHITTY MOVIES!!!!

 Starting with a plot line that completely destroys the canon of the games and ending with a "WHAT THE FUCKIT" end, this movie managed to take an already shitty lore and turn it into an even shittier story about zombies, tentacle rape, and Milla Jovovich. Seriously. Jovovich is the only reason to watch this movie. The world might have ended and zombies might be raping everything, but Milla's character, Alice, somehow looks sexier in every shot she is in. This, and only this, is the reason people spend money on this movie. Also Steve.

Basically we have Alice, ultimate badass and resident psychic that was created by the Umbrella Company for reasons that will never be fucking known, chilling out in the middle of the fucking desert killing zombies named Steve. Steve, the best fucking zombie in the movie, really knew what he as doing. He captured the essence of what it means to be a zombie and does it with grace. After Steve's 3 second long scene he is killed off, leaving an impression of emptiness in the audience from then on.  After that......  nothing of importance happens. At all. Except for Mike Epps being a dumbass and Milla continuing to be sexy.

Pic Related. Mike Epps with a bird. He might as well have been doing this through the whole movie. That is how much he meant to it.